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evil and gay, which are synonyms, right?
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vvvv New Pornographers vvvvv
My car is the farthest one to the right.
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| How to be a Girl:
by J. Metcalfe
1. Pick a guy. Any guy but preferably a famous and/or rich one.
2. Talk about how hot this guy is constantly. If you ever see/hear of
him/his name/relatives/anyone you must enthusiastically shout his name
to reinforce your attraction to this man.
3. Insult your girlfriends to their faces constantly. It's totally
ok as long as you follow the insult with a cute laugh and a "jaykay",
which should then be followed by another insult such as "slut", "whore"
or "skank"
4. Lie about your rank.
5. Only associate yourself with girls who are uglier/fatter than you so you always feel good about yourself.
6. Kim - "wear a bra that is padded so your boobs seem bigger." Wise words Kim, wise words.
7. Say stupid shit like, "ok you can take the picture, but if it ends up on the internet im gonna KILL you, tee hee!"
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